I tell you these things in order to educate. Really.

6/17/2014

I figure the Clerk of Fate has a check-list with my name scrawled at the top, and reviews it daily. Yesterday the Clerk went down the list of symptoms and noticed that I had not experienced explosive diarrhea yet, so last night the Clerk was able to check that off the list.

Here’s a good side-effect, though. For years I have kept a pair of bifocals for everyday life, and another, with a shorter focal distance, for computer work. For the past week I haven’t needed the computer specs. I don’t know why this is, but I like it.

CAITLIN ARRIVES TONIGHT! Just thinking about it makes my arms feel empty.